Tweeting together in the wonderful world of Twitter we've coined or come across some brilliant new words and phrases to describe some of the great and less savoury goings-on of the London food scene.
Here are a few of our favourites from the last two years:
BloggerSwarm - n. A PR-managed event/restaurant launch where teablagging bloggers arrive en masse and exchange favourable tweets for free food and booze.
ButtPlugging v. Flattering tweets by a business/business owner that suck up to bloggers/reviewers for promotional purposes.
FineWhining v. Comparing everything you eat/drink/experience to the best you've ever had. Eg. Complaining about the service at a burger joint by benchmarking it against Michelin fine dining.
Fishting v. Tweeting lavish/excessive praise about a bar/restaurantand including an @ mention in the hope/expectation of a retweet (Credit: @drdickdixon)
GastroSpod n. Outwardly harmless restaurant bore. Tweets inanities about places they've never been to but has 'heard good things about'. Timeline clogging f*ckwit. (Credit: @NoshableAdam)
Gaststättenneueröffnungsuntergangsgewissheit n. Ger. Total confidence that a newly opened restaurant is doomed to fail.
GaststättenneueröffnungsPOLPOgewissheit n. Eng. Total confidence that a newly opened restaurant is bound to succeed.
Hypesteria n. Mass/mob hysterical greeting/tweeting the arrival of a new restaurant like it's a royal baby.
Mennui n. A feeling of listlessness and dissatisfaction arising from a lack of interesting things to eat. (Credit: @LisaMarkwell)
NomBan n. Rule which prohibits the use of 'nom', 'om nom nom' etc. to express deliciousness. Offenders will be blocked/banned/deported.
Plagiawrists n. Pl. W*nkers who steal restaurant names and ideas. (Credit: @drdickdixon)
Teablagging v. 1. Tweeting praise about a place in exchange for freebies. 2. Fake-complaining to a restaurant in the hope of a free meal. (Credit: @drdickdixon)
Utopic n. The next level after epic. Next next level. See: #DalstonYard after #MerchantYard. (Credit: @TheGaztronome)
Yelping v. Posting positive online reviews of your own bar/restaurant. (Credit: @richmajor)
If you've got a new word for something you've seen in the food and drink world, please tweet us and if it makes sense (and makes us laugh) we'll stick it up here.
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